why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her
could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
(Source: dutchster, via yoshis-pieland)
never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
(Source: imthedogwithablog, via raydayton)
honestly pretending to be arrogant is the funnest thing like even if you don’t believe what you’re saying and it makes you feel so much better about yourself rather than if you’re just going on and on about how much you dislike yourself try it seriously